Monday, June 22, 2009

A Blog on Writing -- Topic: Write What You Know vs. Know What You Write.

As I have shared with all of you at some point over the past eight months since I began the project, I'm writing a three episode television show. Episodes 001 and 002 are well into their Final Draft phases (though there's still a long way to go before they get there), and I have quite a bit of the outline, conceptualization, and preliminary research for Episode 003 done. Now all I have to do is write the damn thing.

I liken the process at this point to a train speeding towards its destination: Each compartment is a scene, the people riding inside are the characters, and the wheels beneath are the theme which propels the scene, skating along the train tracks which are the plot or framework on which the story rides. The problem is that if the compartments aren't in the right order, the wheels won't align correctly, which will grate the tracks and cause the whole traintotoppleand*kill*allthepeopleinside!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!! That's right, this is life or death shit right here!

*ahem*...But seriously, as a writer, when you create characters that speak with their own voices in your head and make you write things you never knew you were capable of writing, that means their alive...really alive, and that makes you responsible for them.

In order to help me do that I turn to those screenwriters, creators, and idea-men and women I admire most. Not only is conducting these story trains their jobs, they love to do it, and are therefore better than most people at accomplishing a safe and punctual arrival at the station, with all their compartments in the exact right place. My absolute favorite is of course the man I never seem to shut up about, J. J. Abrams. But I bet you didn't know I have a second favorite? That's right, I'm double dipping with my inspirational heroes. Sorry J. J., but I have a secret dirty mistress and his name is Andrew Stanton.

Andrew Stanton is behind the screenplays of PIXAR hits Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo (for which he won his first Oscar), and WALL*E (for which he won is second Oscar--do I know how to pick role models, or what?!), as well as Toy Story, Toy Story 2, and A Bug's Life. In short, the guy's a genius. Never went to college for anything having to do with writing, and the guy manages to put so much heart and truth into his children's movies, that it renders the finished product so much more than just kiddie fare, as demonstrated in what is in my opinion, the best and most human scene in Monsters Inc.:
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SULLY begins gathering materials stacked along the cave walls.

SULLY:
We need to get to Boo!

MIKE:
Boo?! What about us? Ever since that kid came in you've ignored everything I've said, and now look where we are! Banishment! (MIKE begins to pace) Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley. We would have had it made!

SULLY:
None of that matters now.

MIKE stops and turns at this.

MIKE:
...None of it mat-...Wa-wait a second...None of it matters? (SULLY stops gathering materials and stands at the mouth of the cave with his back to MIKE)...Okay. That's-no. Good. Great. So, now the truth comes out, doesn't it? Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for? Does that matter? Huh? And what about Celia? I am never... never going to see her again. Doesn't that matter? (SULLY is silent, still not turning to look at MIKE) What about me? I'm your pal, I'm... I'm your best friend. Don't I matter?

Beat. SULLY speaks after a moment.

SULLY:
I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry we're stuck out here. I didn't mean for this to happen. But Boo's in trouble. I think there might be a way to save her if we can just get down to that-

MIKE:
"We"? Whoa, whoa, whoa. "We"? No. There's no "we" this time, pal. If-if you want to go out there and freeze to death, you be my guest... because you're on your own.
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BOOM! Awesome. Beautiful really.

I bring this all up because tonight I recieved a weird, sort of unsettling comment from one of my feedback readers on the TV show. I asked her some pointed questions about her characters and their motivations within the screenplay she's writing (which I in turn have been critiquing for her). In a curt sort of way she responded with, "Not everyone has to write screenplays like you, Pedro. Some of us have lives, and have actually experienced the things we write about, y'know...'write what you know'." That last was in a very 90's "duh!" sort of tone.

This struck me as an odd, unwarranted, somewhat rude thing to say, but aside from all that, the thought struck me...is she right? It seemed to me like a pretty one-dimensional way of looking at the "Write What You Know" concept. But I am also aware that I am sometimes guilty of over analyzing things, or blowing them out of proportion (I write dramas and melodramas, what do you want from me?). Still, I knew in my heart of writing hearts that there was something off about her statement and it left me feeling a little afraid to continue on with my 3rd Episode. To remedy this, I looked up some interviews with good ol' Andrew for guidance and inspiration, and I came upon great nuggets of wisdom that have helped me see more clearly:
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QUESTION:
When you write your screenplays, is the audience you
are aiming for, children, or their parents or both?

Andrew Stanton: This is the biggest no-no of all when it comes to family
films. If you are writing for anybody else but yourself, your screenplay will fail.
The minute you start to second guess your audience
you start making limited choices and closing doors to possible solutions to your story.
The minute you underestimate children, you're going to
make something that is just pandering and annoying.

I feel the same way about film. There's no reason I should
have to dumb-down my filmic grammar.
If the story is told well enough, the kids will get it or work
harder at getting it and everybody wins.
Whenever I bring my kids to school, I often get a parent
saying my kids love your movies and you know we love them too.
I always respond, "Good. I wrote them for you, not for the kids."


QUESTION:
I know people say "write what you know" but isn't it sometimes a
good idea to write what you WANT to know? To learn the truth in something?

Andrew Stanton: Exactly. I always say either write what you know or know
what you write.

Nemo is a perfect example. I knew nothing about fish,
dentistry, Australia, and spent 2 years researching all of it.
That's part of the fun.
But hopefully whatever is the emotional point of your
movie is something you can relate to and that you do know...

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I believe that deserves another hearty BOOM! with an added THANK YOOOOOU!! for emphasis.

This explains the trend of people (especially those around my age, with a focus on those who don't write often) that write stories or songs or poems exclusively bound to the immediate world that surrounds them. The world within their reach. The world as they know it right now, inhabited by the people they've met in the last year or so, taking place in the spaces they visit every day, with no expansion to anywhere or anything or any emotion more exotic than the ones they find in their own backyards.

This is not to say that good, important stories cannot be found there, its just that...in MY small opinion, SOMETIMES...it's just too damn easy! Convenient, y'know? The story can feel more like a product of laziness than a legitimate attempt to tell a truth. A grab for attention and glory with as little work as possible.

No. I am not a spy for the CIA. No. I haven't had Post-Traumatic Stress. No, I haven't been water-boarded, haven't been engaged, married, had a baby, been a woman, had legal authority, or saved a best friend's life. I have not lived any of the things that happen to the characters in my story. But you know what I *have* been?

Chased.

Opressed.

Lied to.

Betrayed.

Loved.

Laughed with.

Lauhed at.

Kissed.

Hurt.

Confronted by dilemmas--both physical and moral--with very little time to respond with anything but the instincts in my blood and the voice in my heart.

and you know what? YOU have too...

THAT is what my TV show is about. THAT is who my characters are, and by creating them, who I am. I write it because I WANT to know how someone, forced to lie everyday of their lives, can ever trust or be trusted. And how are they any different than we, who lie just a little everyday...Can a person, any person, do that without being affected for the worse? How do we deal with/fix/make piece with the fact that lying is bad, and also a part of us?

I can't write the answers because I don't have them...but I think I know how to write the questions...

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Can Anybodyyyyyy... Find Meeeee... a Drama tooooooo...Loooooove.

All the fall shows have been announced by all the networks for their Fall 2009 Seasons. The results are a little disheartening. They are arranged by network below, and color coded according to type as such:

SCIENCE FICTION
SUPERNATURAL
REALITY
COMEDY
CARTOON COMEDY
CRIME PROCEDURAL
MEDICAL PROCEDURAL
SOAP OPERA
TEEN DRAMA

Those left uncolored and labeled, are those that are the only show of its nature in the entire primetime lineup:

ABC SCHEDULE

The Bachelor
Wife Swap
Dancing With the Stars
Shark Tank
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Dancing With the Stars (Results)
Supernanny
Castle
The Forgotten
Hank
The Middle
Modern Family
Cougar Town
Ugly Betty
Eastwick
Flash Forward
Grey's Anatomy
Private Practice
Desperate Housewives
Brothers & Sister


CBS SCHEDULE
How I Met Your Mother
Accidentally on Purpose
Two and a Half Men
The Big Bang Theory
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Gary Unmarried
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
NCIS
NCIS: Los Angeles
Criminal Minds
Numb3rs
Cold Case
The Good Wife --- LEGAL PROCEDURAL
Survivor: Samoa
The Amazing Race
Rules of Engagement
The Mentalist
Ghost Whisperer
Medium
Three Rivers


FOX SCHEDULE
24
Lie to Me
Bones
House
American Idol
Kitchen Nightmares
So You Think You Can Dance
So You Think You Can Dance (Results)
Glee --- MUSICAL COMEDY
Fringe
Dollhouse
Brothers
'Til Death
The Simpsons
The Cleveland Show
Family Guy
American Dad


CW SCHEDULE
Gossip Girl
One Tree Hill
90210
Melrose Place
The Beautiful Life
America's Next Top Model
America’s Next Top Model (repeat)
The Vampire Diaries
Supernatural
Smallville


NBC SCHEDULE
Heroes
Trauma
Jay Leno Show (Monday-Friday) --- TALK SHOW
The Biggest Loser
Celebrity Apprentice
Chuck
Parenthood
Parks and Recreation
The Office
30 Rock
Community
SNL Weekend Update Specials
Friday Night Lights --- DRAMA
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Law & Order
Southland


I think you all already know the veritable tirade of rage that boils within me at the fact that there is only ONE legitimate drama on the WHOLEFUCKINGSCHEDULE!!!...*breathe in**breathe out*breathe in**breathe out*...I'm dealing with it.

But what is this ridiculousness with Jay Leno getting an hour long talk show that cuts into the last hour of what is technically still primetime television (i.e. time for scripted shows)??? And, what? Suddenly we're back in love with the shitty dysfunctional-family/fatguy-married-to-skinny-wife sitcom? Let me tell you, my friend, the true situation comedy done the right way died with "F*R*I*E*N*D*S," "Fraiser," and "Will & Grace" (not to say that there aren't any good ones left, just that those new ones that are good aren't done in quite the same way as the old ones were, the humor has shifted to a new place). "Gary Unmarried," "'Til Death"...seriously?!

Don't even get me *started* on crime procedurals--those barely believable characters and fly-by-night themes on justice and heroism. If I have to watch one more alcoholic cop with marital problems who takes a hard boiled approach to his questioning, makes the "tough" choices, shoots first asks questions later, and just wants to "make time to be with his [goddamn] family" I swear to god....!! aaaarrrggghhh!!!

This frustrates me a lot because I *know* there are bigger, better, braver stories out there to be told, and risky writers willing and talented enough to take them all the way (I know this cuz i'm one of 'em!). Getting on the airwaves--or digital signal, rather, as of this Friday (have you gone DTV yet? DO IT!)--is still, miraculously, considered a reward and an accomplishment. You, as the head writer of a TV Show, get to bring a form of art *directly* into the nation's homes for a whole hour. But instead of saying something real or true, or urging viewers to take action, or any number of things that long-form storytelling on television can achieve...you choose to spoonfeed America with fortune cookie wisdom and dime store thrills...

I guess it isn't even the writers themselves. There's nothing wrong with entertainment and escapism and feel-good TV and all that, but the executives of the networks who buy Pilots think that overloading viewers with that is emotionally helpful in trying times, as well as fiscally responsible because--conveniently--feel-good TV is cheap as hell....and reality TV is cheaper still! I get that every citizen and every industry needs to tighten their belts due to economic hardship, But when you preside over the use of one of the most powerful systems of communication in the modern world...I would've hoped that the idea of balance would enter *someone's* head!

Give us the comedies: We can't live without them. Give us reality: We need to understand who we are, and who we might/can become. But when things get really, really tough, scary, or complicated for us: Don't serve up tired archetypes to lull us into trances of trustworthiness. This is the very thing we should avoid! or at least consume in moderation....Complicated characters in dispirate circumstances remind us of *ourselves*, remind us that things *are* hard, and hopefully--if we let them--help us see a way to fix things so that they won't be so difficult.

...*sigh* or maybe I'm just taking this wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy too seriously, and it's just stupid TV...

I don't know, what do you think?

Friday, June 5, 2009

Hole Point?

A question came to me today as I was washing dishes....What does the "hole" in "Fawkeshole" mean?

I'll start by letting you know what the Fawkes part of it is, if you haven't already guessed. It's the name of Dumbledore's phoenix in the Harry Potter series. It goes really well with my last name, and so few things *ever* go well with my last name that I couldn't pass it up as an alias. Here's a picture I drew (yes, I am in fact 5 years old):



That's Fawkes there in the back, and Dumbledore at his desk. Notice the nod to DaVinci by placing Albus' hands in the same position as Mona Lisa's, as well as the same coy smile. Also the candle symbolizing the light of truth and knowledge cuz he's a Headmaster of a school. And the fact that Fawkes is perched behind his head, meaning that his wisdom, like a phoenix, survives forever...yeeeeeeeah, I'm not above plaigiarism and painfully obvious metaphors. Oh and the curtains...yeah, they're just curtains.

Now my good friend Matt Bahn (http://blueman-in-a-redstate.blogspot.com/) came up with this really great name in, like, two shakes of a lambs tail (he's secretly brilliant), and I love it. But I wonder what the latter half of it could mean...Poll time!

THE "HOLE" IN "FAWKESHOLE" MEANS:

(A) My mouth. From whence all this stuff would come if we were all in the same place and our conversations led to these topics.

(B) My eyes, through which I see the world, process it, then bring my thoughts about it here---though it would have to be plural because I don't wear an eye-patch.

(C) My ass. Which, I'll be honest, is where most of the stuff I'll write here is pulled from.

(D) fox ⋅ hole[foks-hohl] – noun, a small pit [or blog], usually for one or two soldiers [artists], dug as a shelter [and form of free expression] in a battle area [a.k.a: the world].

Pick one in the comments!

All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues

My friends started blogs, and now so have I. Ah, the inaugural post...what to say...? I'm up at an ungodly hour, that's for sure. Been writing. That's what I (try to) do, write. Why? No one's put it better than my good friend Chris over at *his* blog, http://suburbanbackalley.blogspot.com/. He says:

" ...We write because we WANT to. There's something inside us, an urge or addiction that can't be stopped...what [do I] write about[?]... 'Whatever I want.' When I've gone too long without writing, I become depressed and rather bad-tempered...[But] then there's the cathartic sigh that comes with the start of a new project. Maybe it's unhealthy, but I don't care. This is what we do."

This is what we do, indeed. It's inextricable, people! Get used to it!

About 85% of my writing happens at night. Late at night. I tell myself it's okay because early writers of the movement towards Romanticism wrote mostly at night as well, so that must mean I'm on some kind of track--right or wrong track remains to be seen. Although if you call Jane Austen (Pride & Prejudice), Mary Shelley (Frankenstein), Nathaniel Hawthorne (The Scarlet Letter), and Herman Melville (Mowby Dick) wrong, well...fuck you, *you're* wrong! But I digress, I'm nowhere near as good as those guys, though it isn't from lack of trying :/

But these writing vigils! (you exclaim in your best Jewish Grandma imitation), they're so excessive my little dreidel! Your bubbe worries. It's four in the morning don't you have anywhere to GO? Anywhere to BE? Where's your chuzpah gone? Well lucky you, I've got another good friend with a good blog to supply an answer. Take it away Bahn! http://blueman-in-a-redstate.blogspot.com/ :

"I developed some great friendships with an amazing group of people...[but] the bitter truth of my life...became more apparent. Everyone would no longer be in town..[and] sad as it is, my friends were the only thing lifting me up. If they were going to be gone and I had to live everyday without some sort of distraction from knowing that I'm literally going nowhere, I don't think I could've handled it. So there needed to be a change..."

My distraction is this. Writing. It's like what viagra must feel like for people with*out* E.D.! It helps distract me from "The Questions"....yoooou know the ones I mean. The ones that start small, then grow and grow beyond your control.

Maybe I'm not at the right school, not in the right majors, not in the right phase of life, not doing the thing I really want! Is everyone else as alive as I feel? Does every other person in the world have a "real" self like I do? If everyone DOES, then aren't there six billion vices on this planet clamoring that they are unique, when in fact we are all drowning in a sea of irrelevance? If that's NOT true, then that means the world is populated by machines, all lacking this "inside" feeling only I seem to have...(see! "The Questions"! They grow non-stop! they don't give a fuck!)

These questions, man...they boil quietly like water for tea beneath the surface of my day-to-day. And as soon as I close the bedroom door, slip on ma' PJ's, and shut the light off...SSSSSOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"Tea's ready! How will you take that?"

"Oh, with some frantic reawakening, rebooting of the trusty old MacBook, a swig of water for mental clarity, and the clickity-clackety-click of the keyboard 'til I pass out on it from exhaustion or writer's block...whichever comes first."

"Would you like some honey with all that?"

"If you can spare it..."

"Ooo, sorry, *just* ran out."

"Figures."

All this to say, I can't afford therapy so I write shit out and try to make sense of life from it all. And what a life it is.
It's got a little of this--> :D
and a little of this--> :(
A lot of unresloved this (but I'm workin' on it)--> >:(
Some of that--> o__0
And a healthy dose of that--> :/

And once in a while, when the stars align with my mind, and the writing goes well enough that it stops being shit and starts being its own thing. It's own real, big thing I can figure out and be happy with...
I can have a little of this--> :)

SO! We know why Chris writes, we know why Bahn writes, we'll know why my other friend (I know, I'm popular) Christian writes once his website is up...But why do *I* write? In my own words this time:

Writing helps me to understand one of the biggest reasons a person can be unhappy. The reason why people are selfish, close-minded, cruel. Why there is hate, and war, famine, and all the rest. It is our failure to grasp the real, raw, scary truth: other people are just as real as you. And only in a story can you enter these diverse minds and show how we are all, at the core of us, equal.